A rather clever person has used Simple English to analyze the recent statement by the embattled Center For Inquiry. For those of you following in the audience, CFI is a DC-based atheist advocacy organization which recently hosted a feminism-focused skeptical conference which happened to feature a deeply offensive and off-putting "welcome" (spoiler: not really!) address by Head Dick In Charge Ron Lindsay. They've since been doubling and trebling down on that insult, most recently with