Someone on the Alzheimer's article on the mainpage dropped this glorious trolly nugget on me:

Yea yea, herp/derp. Try addressing medical issues like an adult, it wasn't ME who tried to make it a contest, it's the feminist hivemind that keeps shrieking about how everything 'hits women hardest'.

Which inspired this.

Feel free to use it where appropriate. I'm sort of proud. Alternate...