Dear City Officials,

Unless you all suffer from short-term memory loss, the fact that it snows every goddamn winter here should not be a surprise to you. Midwest winters are the worst. We all know this. Why, then, do you insist on running around like chickens with your heads cut off every time there's more than 2 inches of snow? "Oh my God, white stuff is falling from the sky! IT IS THE END TIMES!!!!1!!".

Seriously, it has been two days since the major storm and side streets and sidewalks are STILL not shoveled/plowed. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS MADNESS.

No love,

Angry City Dweller ScienceGal

(Sorry y'all, I had to get this out somewhere, because my boots are still wet from trudging through snow banks and slush last night and I had to squelch to work with wet feet this morning. GRRRRR.)

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