But. Oh well.
Long, well thought-out story on primers will now be condensed to: Revlon PhotoReady Primer is not as good as Monistat Soothing Care Gel.
I would add an awesome meme, or clever gif, but fuck if I'm leaving this post as I suspect it will disappear should I turn my back.
Also, I need advice concerning dying dark brown hair three shades lighter with at home dyes.