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Today my job is to visit polling locations to check accessibility. So far, I have yet to discover a precinct at which people who are blind or in wheelchairs can vote without it being a whole deal for them. Just adjust a single fucking machine, and put the goddamn headphones out. That's it.

Soon I will start punching those sweet old ladies at the tables in the face.


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