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Women's figure skating

Adelina Sotnikova gave Russia its first Olympic gold medal in women's figure skating with a stunning upset of defending champion Yuna Kim of South Korea. Kim got silver, followed by Carolina Kostner of Italy for bronze.

American Gracie Gold finished fourth, Ashley Wagner seventh and Polina Edmunds ninth.


I am happy for Russia. I'm sure Gracie Gold is a really sweet girl, but her name coupled with seeing a TV segment of her driving around town with the license plate "Golden" was just enough to make me not like her. So sue me.

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