ZOMG, Ladies and Germans, I give you...

Lihapiirakka.

Whoever the genius was who thought of taking a Jamaican beef patty (which is of course not a "patty" at all) and encasing it in doughnut dough... well, may the gods smile down on you.

Now I just need to find a place in NYC that serves them. We have a lot of restaurants, something like 5,000, but even here Finnish places are hard to find.

Little help?