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Finally Saw Mad Max: Fury Road

And holy shit, you guys. Ho.Ly. Shit. Here is a list of things I am going to do in response to seeing this movie...

1. Change my daughter’s name to Furiosa... and also my name and my son’s name; I will encourage my husband to consider it as well


2. Nominate Tom HARDY for the Best Person Ever Award (not Tom Brady, as I originally misspoke. He absolutely does not get this award)

3. Get a guitarist and percussion section for the front of my car

4. Use my vast fortunate (literally tens of dollars) to commission a prequel focusing on Splendid, who is a completely awesome character

5. Watch this movie again tomorrow night, only because I am working tonight and can’t watch it sooner

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