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Finally we can all come together

Something beautiful has happened this day, my friends. Finally Team Cake and Team Pie can lay down their arms and join together, hand in hand, to denounce the loathsome abomination that is...THE CHERPUMPLE.

Let us not argue over whether this is good cake being ruined by pie, or good pie being ruined by cake! Let us learn from this folly, and go forth into the world a little older, a little wiser.

Besides, everyone knows ice cream is the best thing of all anyway! #comeatme

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