First off, gaze upon this poutine and despair. Bacon gravy, quail eggs and foie gras.
Now the joke:
Bro 1: Can I borrow your syrup again, bro?
Bro 2: Dammit go get your own maple syrup if you need it! I'm not made out of maple syrup!
Bro 1: Too bad you're not, you would be worth a lot more per litre.
Aw, harsh bro!
ETA: I have changed the name of this post to better reflect the posts content. Also, I have a feeling the old name (Bad Jokes) is not so much a one off event but a generalized theme here. :)