First off, gaze upon this poutine and despair. Bacon gravy, quail eggs and foie gras.

Now the joke:

Bro 1: Can I borrow your syrup again, bro?

Bro 2: Dammit go get your own maple syrup if you need it! I'm not made out of maple syrup!

Bro 1: Too bad you're not, you would be worth a lot more per litre.

Aw, harsh bro!

ETA: I have changed the name of this post to better reflect the posts content. Also, I have a feeling the old name (Bad Jokes) is not so much a one off event but a generalized theme here. :)