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I just got back from my big adventure to find Sofie crying on the cell phone and devouring chocolate while twirling on her hoo ha. Bonjour, tristesse!

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So next week I drop her off in Mississippi for a week of tawdry meaningless sex with her ex-boyfriend Sky. Good luck, Sofie! I feel you, sister!

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