Kid conversations are the best!

Neighbor’s little girl: Good morning!

Me: Good morning!

NLG: Our dog peed right by the door. (For context, we all got a flyer about how dogs aren’t allowed to pee by the entrance and anyone caught would be in violation of their lease)

Me: Oh really?

NLG: Yeah. And look at the puke on the sidewalk!

Mom: Come on, we gotta go!

NLG: Okay, bye!

Me: Bye!

She walks a few feet, turns around.

NLG: AND HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Me: You too!

What have been your first conversations today?

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