OK, so Kinja ate the rest of my post. Interesting news out of Texas today.
Alyssa Michalke will serve as the Corps Commander, the second highest position in Texas A&M's 139 year old Corps of Cadets, behind only Reveille, the university's Collie mascot. (As the highest ranking officer on campus, she's known in the Corps as "Ms. Rev, Ma'am" to cadets. You may know Reveille from this video, where her caretaker saves her from being trampled by an opposing team's player.)
The Corps makes up one of the nation's largest military schools, located within a traditional public university. Ms. Michalke has earned herself one hell of a lot of "good bull" with this appointment.
Whoop & GIG 'EM, Commander Michalke!