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First World Poor People Problems

I only have clean water to drink.

I only have Honey Nut Cheerios and bananas that my friends were nice enough to give me to eat.

I only have a roof over my head.

I only have friends and family who love me, who are relatively healthy and happy and only sad about the fact that they can't help me more.


Shit may not be awesome right now, but I really have no real right to complain.

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