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First world problems (totally inane/bodily functions)

Guys, I scheduled myself a massage today (yay!). But I had Indian food last night and I now have what doctor's call "rocket ass." (BLAST OFF!)

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Now, I'm hungry and the only stuff in the fridge is cheese, beans, and leftover Indian food.

Say a lil prayer for my poor massage therapist...

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