I was eating my lunch on the patio of a lovely restaurant, enjoying some asparagus, when I looked up to see a man with his cock & balls hanging out his pants, pelvic thrusting in the direction of the restaurant and yelling something unintelligible.

So I called the cops.

I just gchatted my best friend about it, and his response was (joking) "How were you asking for it? What were you wearing?"