My mother yesterday bought a bedspread for a dollar at the fleamarket yesterday. She just took it out of the trunk then out of the black trash bag. Did she take it out of the trash bag before she bought it? Nope. Did she know better? Yup. Did she always tell me not to buy stuff sight unseen? Yup.

Well she took it out of the bag and there it was, in the middle of bedspread a huuuuge dried pee stain that went through on the other side. She said what she did see was nice. I said if I did this I wouldn't hear the end of it, well for weeks. She agreed. Its now in the trash.

Check stuff carefully.