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Fluter Finals!

There are two weeks left in the semester, and when they aren’t over, I don’t work here anymore.

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I’ve given consideration to changing my Out of Office reply to say something like, “Dr. Fluter has moved to Timbuktu and will not be reachable by email until Hell has frozen over and American toilets flush backwards.” I’ve also thought about sneaking into my boss’s office and letting one of the fluterdogs piss on his carpet one evening. (I won’t. But a girl can dream.)

Do you have a funny Take This Job and Shove It on your heart?

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