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Me Thursday: ugh I need more fiber in my diet. How about I saute a bag of the Cruciferous Crunch from TJ’s for the leafy component of my burrito bowls

Me every day since then: can’t wait to finish these fucking leftovers because I’m too stubborn to throw away perfectly edible, if not tasty, food

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