MY STOMACH KNOWS THIS IS NOT BREAD.
Where are my carbs? You promised me pizza. WHERE ARE MY CARBS? WHY IS THE CRUST DISINTEGRATING?
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
This is not a pancake. This is a cloyingly sweet, weird failure.
It may look like cheese, but be warned: THIS IS THE BIGGEST LIE OF ALL!
Lies. All lies.
ETA: Spaghetti squash is not actually made of spaghetti noodles, and anyone who tells you it is secretly hates you.