Banana ice cream?

Lies.

Cauliflower breadsticks/pizza?

MY STOMACH KNOWS THIS IS NOT BREAD.

Meatza?

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Where are my carbs? You promised me pizza. WHERE ARE MY CARBS? WHY IS THE CRUST DISINTEGRATING?

Cauliflower mashed ‘potatoes’?

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WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

Banana pancakes?

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This is not a pancake. This is a cloyingly sweet, weird failure.

Vegan cheese?

It may look like cheese, but be warned: THIS IS THE BIGGEST LIE OF ALL!

*sigh*

Lies. All lies.

ETA: Spaghetti squash is not actually made of spaghetti noodles, and anyone who tells you it is secretly hates you.