Remember that stupid commercial where they pretended someone was a ballet dancer and we all got mad because: feet and spotting and uggh lord.

This is something else entirely.

It's Sergei Polunin, formerly of the Royal Ballet. I do not know where he has been all my life. This made me so happy to watch. How does he just hang in mid-air like that? Those feet, the feet and uh, other things.

I don't know what it was made for, but I'm hoping it's just the world's Valentine to me.

Updated to add: Apparently he's doing those massive jumps on a STONE floor. I cannot even imagine. Jesus I'm surprised he didn't break something in his feet.