I give you the Monty Python version of the anecdote.
I can't remember who initially brought this up a few months ago. Penabler? Someone with an Allie Brosh icon pic? But truly, this is a little laugh to get you through those insisting on
POVERTY=THIS NOT THAT
OVERWEIGHT=THIS NOT THAT
SICK=THIS NOT THAT
WORTHY= THIS NOT THAT
No one can invalidate your life.