Good satire is meant for sharing, so here we go. Some tense moments were reported on the set of GBBO recently, involving an unscheduled appearance by American trophy-hunter dentist Dr. Walter Palmer. Clearly, he was thirsty for fresh prey but, have no fear, nobody puts Berry in a corner, carrowing or clutching her pearls. Capiche?

P.S. Regarding the final paragraph, Andy Burnham and Jeremy Corbyn are two (of four) candidates vying to replace Ed Miliband as leader of Britain’s Labour Party. Last I heard, Corbyn is the front-runner, so Burnham’s “little fantasy” would make sense.