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A Conservative Christian mom wanted her kids to be able to read Harry Potter, but did not want them to turn into Satan-worshiping witches. So she's rewriting it to be more fundamentalist Christian friendly! Including, but not limited to, Aunt Petunia trying, and failing, to prove evolution isn't a fairy tale, "career women" wearing pantsuits and not combing their hair, and Ron Weasley wanting to be a Slytherin because Slytherins are Catholics and the Weasleys are quite obviously Catholics, on account of all the breedin'.

Oh. And it's called the Hogwarts School of Prayers and Miracles.

Enjoy, friends!


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