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Board elections are coming up for the complex I live in, and there is DRAMA. I rent from a condo owner, so I don’t know the specifics or anyone involved, but there has been a spate of increasingly histrionic flyers and banners appearing and disappearing around the complex for the last week.

Yesterday this rather amazing letter was taped to the front door of every unit. I can’t decide what my favorite bit is. The repeated use of “Messrs” as the plural for “Mr.”? Ranking blue hair before attempted assault in a list of a candidate’s supposed sins? “He is a perfect example of ‘fake news’”? The double exclamation point at the end? The fact that every possessive pronoun is wrong? “Unapposed”? It’s an embarrassment of riches!

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