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Does anyone see forageable foods on their neighbor's lawns and steal them? Like, one of the people up the street from me has this gorgeous purslane plant in their lawn right next to the flower bed...to steal or not to steal? It's notable to say that I'm not pregnant and the owner of the house is probably not a witch and I probably can't convince The Dastardly Mr. to steal it for me anyway.

ETA: Shall stalk the neighbor until they are home, then shall ask their permission.

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ETA: ETA: stolen from Heather Simon

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ETA: ETA: ETA: NO ONE SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE RAPUNZEL JOKE, I HAVE THE SADS.

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