So my first boyfriend just posted some photos of him and his son on fb and.. dammit!.. I used to be so ugh about him and how'd you get such a fine looking girlfriend after me? and why didn't you invite me to the wedding? and really? you named your son THAT?

and now he's in stripey socks and yellow pants and the little dude looks just like his gorgeous mommy and it's not like I want to have children anyway.. and this chocolate tastes like crap...