Gawd sometimes I'm such a moron. I saw on Facebook a college kid from my hometown was found dead in his fraternity house. Super sad, obviously. My mom knows the family of the boy. And I'm like, "oh shit, he went to my high school!" and I tried to figure out if I knew him.

NO I DON'T KNOW HIM. I'M 30. HE WAS A SOPHOMORE IN COLLEGE.