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Fox and Friends Will Be Now Five Hours

Upside: Your roomies or family members who watch this garbage will be going to bed early leaving you alone with the remote.

Downside: They will be up at 3:30 flushing the toilet, walking around, getting breakfast ie noise in kitchen and turning tv on at 3:55am.

Downside: Apocalypse is upon us. Fox and Friends for five hours has to be in the Book of Revelation somewhere.


Upside: Vampires will protest saying they want peace while getting ready for their coffins thus show will go back to three hours. You know vampires are wealthy. Fox listens to the rich.

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