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Once in a lifetime opportunity!

Cute: Curly eared with occasional mutton chops.

Snuggler: Loves laps and cuddling, dislikes computers on said laps.

Fashionista: Loves clothes!

New alarm clock feature: Programmed to howl non-stop from 6:30am to whenever you go downstairs (can go til at least 7:30). You can’t sleep in even if you want to!


Seriously, I’m about to ship this dog off to the first person who offers. Aunt Lexador just wants her sleep.

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Illustration for article titled Free Cocker Spaniel (Take him please)

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