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I thought this dress from ModCloth and I thought we had a future together. We were going to go to bars and parties and have a have wonderful times together. In hindsight there were red flags, such as the reviews saying "This dress fits small....no, we mean it, really small." But, I was blinded by the pattern and thought "I'll just order a size up and things will be fine." Turns out things were not so fine, in order to fit this dress, I would have to remove my boobs and possibly a couple ribs. Because it was final sale, I can't return it, but I can make sure it gets a good home and gets to go to the parties we always planned.

If you are interested in this dress, post a comment explaining what kind of events you would wear it too. Monday at 6pm (Mountain time) I will randomly select a winner.


I ordered a large, but it really does fit small. Waist is ~30 inches, bust isn't much larger. I am 5'7" and when I was trying it on, it hit just about my knee. The fabric is a nice, soft, airy fabric (perfect for this summer that is never going to end). It really is as brilliantly pink and red as it appears in the picture.

Illustration for article titled Free to a Good Home

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