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I thought this dress from ModCloth and I thought we had a future together. We were going to go to bars and parties and have a have wonderful times together. In hindsight there were red flags, such as the reviews saying "This dress fits small....no, we mean it, really small." But, I was blinded by the pattern and thought "I'll just order a size up and things will be fine." Turns out things were not so fine, in order to fit this dress, I would have to remove my boobs and possibly a couple ribs. Because it was final sale, I can't return it, but I can make sure it gets a good home and gets to go to the parties we always planned.

If you are interested in this dress, post a comment explaining what kind of events you would wear it too. Monday at 6pm (Mountain time) I will randomly select a winner.

I ordered a large, but it really does fit small. Waist is ~30 inches, bust isn't much larger. I am 5'7" and when I was trying it on, it hit just about my knee. The fabric is a nice, soft, airy fabric (perfect for this summer that is never going to end). It really is as brilliantly pink and red as it appears in the picture.


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