One asshole of a cat who will pee on your loveseat and clothing. He'll make sure he does it when you're very tired after a long day so you can walk in to your apartment smelling like catpiss. Oh, also two days before you're having guests over for dinner.
If you take this cat, be sure to never feed him, let him have water, or show any affection. He's a very bad cat and I'm really angry at him.