I feel like this was posted here a while back, but it just popped up in my playlist and it's always worth a share. Sorry dudes, but this one isn't for you. I love Nellie McKay, even if she does support PETA.

Also, I always love the "God, you went to Oxford" line because my ex is at Oxford and I suspect that for as liberal as he is, he's probably still a little clueless.