My husband took me to sushi, where I had two glasses of chardonnay and proceeded to get tipsy. I was supposed to go to my mom’s house and see her friends, who have known me since before I was born. But, I need to sober up (no one needs a DUI) and since it’s an old lady party, they won’t be there past 7:00. So I am drunk BEFORE 7pm, my dog won’t stop barking at something (not sure what it is, a ghost???), I am stuffed full of yummy sushi, watching Bob’s Burgers and taking big old bites of my husband’s dark chocolate Easter Bunny. I am pretty sure I am going to regret the chocolate. What are you fine people up to tonight?