At the ripe age of 33, I'm constantly being asked by friends when we are going to have children. Please, stop. And no, my dear BFF's, it is not funny to tell me the most disgusting parts of pregnancy, giving birth, dealing with poop, etc. I'm scared shitless of having babies. I'm not ready. I love taking naps, drinking with abandon and we are currently working multiple jobs/overtime in order to pay down our debt.

Yes, I understand that my eggs will not last forever. Stop the preaching. It will happen when it happens... Please, just fucking stop.