GUYZ. YOU GUYZ!

MY FRIDAY IS SO FUCKED. LIKE ... UGH, WTF, OMG, ALL THE ACRONYMS.

I'D TAKE MORE TIME TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT'S JUST NOT WORTH THE ENERGY. FUCK IT, FRIDAY: YOU CANNOT HAVE MY SPIRIT.

TO THE REST OF GT: GO ON WITHOUT ME. MAKE MERRY. GET GROUPDRUNK. POLITELY TALK AMONGST YOURSELF ABOUT RECENT EVENTS (... I MEANT THE LOCAL SPORTS TEAM, WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?)

NO SYMPATHY IN THE COMMENTS. NO COMPLAINING. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS FRIDAY THE BEST FUCKING FRIDAY IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKING FRIDAYS? (PERHAPS IN SPITE OF FRIDAY'S DETERMINATION TO FIGHT YOU!)

BECAUSE I GOT 99 PROBLEMS. YOU GOT 99 PROBLEMS. WE ALL GOT 99 MOTHAFUCKIN (zebra?) PROBLEMS, BUT IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THAT GET US DOWN.