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While others are working on cancer cures and solving the mysteries of life, the high point of my day yesterday was getting two cats to play tug-o-war.

The low point would be when I was craving spaghetti alla carbonara but didn't want to deal with the blood sugar spike from the pasta, so I bought Dreamfields low net-carb pasta and ate half the box. I haven't stopped farting for over 12 hours now.


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