EDIT: I JUST SAW THIS WAS ALREADY POSTED. FUCK! CAN THERE BE TWO?

YA’LL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. LET IT ALL OUT HERE FOR FUCK IT FRIDAY (IN ALL CAPS FOR HAPPY EMPHASIS). FUCK THE CORPORATE “FUN” GROUP EXERCISE THIS MORNING MAKING US BELIEVE WE WILL GET RAISES ETC.

FUCK CREEPY GUY WHO STARES AT ME IN MEETINGS. YOU MAKE MY ANXIETY SKYROCKET AND I WISH I COULD SLAP YOUR FACE WITH A GIANT FUCKING FISH.