YOU GUYS! IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY GOOD DAY! BECAUSE TODAY I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF VISITING THESE GUYS:
THE BUDWEISER HITCH CLYDESDALES! They are visiting our town here in FL from MO and today is their last day. I’m even leaving work early to see them bc horses have been a big part of my life since a kid so I HAVE to see them in their enormous glory. I may be so overwhelmed by happiness I may just start cleaning one of their stalls to try to be part of their team hoping they scoop me up and take me back to MO to work on their farm with them. ‘MA’AM - STEP OUT OF THE STALL...MA’AM! (Whispers: “Security”)
Anyhooooo, how has your week been? Here are some fuck its:
FUCK COWORKERS WHO STILL ABUSE THE SYSTEM WHEN BOSSES ARE AWAY ON VACATION. OUR YOUNGEST DESIGNER WHO HAS PROVEN TO BE A SNEAKY SNAKE THIS ENTIRE YEAR I SEE STILL ISN’T TRYING TO DO BETTER. WE HAVE BEEN HERE THIS WEEK AND SHE HAS LOUDLY MADE EXCUSES TO SLIP OUT AT 3PM ALMOST DAILY WHEN WE END WORK AT 5 AND THE REST OF US JUST ROLL OUR EYES. STOP TELLING US WHY YOU ARE LEAVING - WE KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING - IT’S SHITTY AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK SHITTY WHILE WE ALL ARE DOING OUR JOBS. DO BETTER.
FUCK games from dudes still. Dude I talked to for 9 months now has become a friend and after picking him up from the airport last Sunday, he kisses me in his kitchen for the first time which YES I have been WANTING but also not wanting to see your updated Tinder profile pics. Sigh. Also he’s been not as communicative this week afterwards...after he said the kiss was amazing. Yes, dude I know I’m a good kisser but can people just pls be more up front and honest with communication with me this year? Dude you can say I didn’t like the kiss, I don’t want to date you and that’s fine! He did mid-makeout say, “I just don’t want to hurt your heart bc you have an amazing heart.” Yes, I do know this also, dude. So what the FUCK are you doing with me then? Sigh. And I care about him also which now totally totally sucks bc we vibe really really well.
So I’m just backing off for now. I’m going to enjoy the horses and movie tomorrow w/ a girlfriend, clean my house and take Qui for his walks.
I hope ya’ll had an amazing week! IT’S FUCK IT TIME!