SINCE YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY ON THIS, AND SINCE I'M HAVING AN EPIC SHITSTAIN OF A MORNING ALREADY, LET'S JUST GET FUCK EVERYTHING FRIDAY GOING, SHALL WE?


I'M NOT GETTING PAID.

NOT ONLY AM I NOT GETTING PAID, THE PERSON I EMAILED PASSED THE BUCK BY FORWARDING AN EMAIL. TO WHO? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. THAT PERSON HASN'T DEIGNED TO RESPOND TO IT.

SO IN REVIEW: I HAVE BEEN TEACHING A COURSE FOR THREE WEEKS AND HAVE NO IDEA IF I'M GOING TO BE PAID FOR IT, AND DO NOT GET THE IMPRESSION THAT ANYONE GIVES A SHIT. BUT THEY TOTALLY EXPECT ME TO PUT ON PANTS AND DRAG MYSELF INTO THE OFFICE TODAY.

AND THEN YOGA? FUCK YOU YOGA. YOU BETRAY ME BY BEING CANCELLED ALL WEEK FOR SNOW, SO I LOOK FORWARD TO FRIDAY NIGHT CLASS AND IT'S ALL: NOPE. THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.

I HATE EVERYTHING TOO MUCH TO EVEN COME UP WITH A WITTY SIGN OFF.

FUCK YOU FRIDAY.