YES, I AM LATE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK IT, IT'S FRIDAY.

THIS WEEK I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON A THE PILE OF SHEETS AND BLANKETS I PROMISED I WOULD WASH ON MONDAY. THAT PILE HAS NOW MORPHED INTO A PRETTY COMFORTABLE BED, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DID NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH MY BACK ALL WEEK. SO MAYBE I AM ON TO SOMETHING, EH?

I AM OFF TO GO SEE THOR IN 3D. I WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE EVENING MENTALLY WRITING BIZARRO FANTASY FICTION WITH TOM HIDDLESTON, NATURALLY. WHO KNOWS. I COULD COME UP WITH THE NEXT 50 SHADES OF GREY. WE'LL SEE.

SO KICK OFF YOUR SHOES AND RELAX ON A NICE PILE OF UNWASHED LAUNDRY. IT'S FUCK IT FRIDAY!!!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING 'FUCK IT' TO THIS WEEK?