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Fuck It Friday (+ OT)

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Morning, ya’ll - FRIDAY - Oh, sweet Friday. I don’t know how this week went from Monday to Friday but it really seemed to fly by. But maybe that’s bc right now I’m trying to avoid watching the news at all costs bc I see updates on our local town NextDoor (which also are full of 100s of Karens so it’s a little entertaining) and my FB feed is just a dumpster fire right now. Just puuuuuuure dumpster fire. Everyone on my feed’s an expert. Everyone wants to argue and be right and copy/paste stupid conspiracy thinly-veiled Da Vinci Code shit about how vaccines are never going to work. How the Covid vaccine will kill us and how it’s the govt. controlling them. But - aren’t these the people who praise the govt. when they git all thir gunz??? And praise when they let govt. tell us what to do with our uterus’? FUCK their hypocrisy - and most of them are even vaccinated as it is so if they step on a rusty nail or get bitten by that rabid cat, they’re good! But vaxeens ‘R Bad!

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Anyhoo! Aside from being in our next Level of Jumanji, we are almost entering August which at this point, like the meme, if aliens knocked on my door, I’d just invite them in for some coffee and cake. Like what the hell.

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Oh well! Onwards we go! How was your weekend and week? We are in training at my new job for some new animation software and it causes massive, MASSIVE brain fatigue by around 3. Which is a good/not good thing bc I find it super interesting since it’s like one giant puzzle.

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New place is coming together slowly. I try to nest each night a little bit - things like clipping cupboard sheets to put dishes on (not sure what they are called - liners? Accidentally closing Qui in one - sneaky bugger. He also did the thing where I closed him in a clothes drawer in the chest one day and heard his mews eventually. He loves somehow opening the middle one and sleeping in there all stealth. He did that when he was a kitten (jumped into an open one) and maintenance guy accidentally closed him in to move the chest and when I got home thought he had gotten out and I was a total mess.

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Until I heard baby mews and thought he was somehow in the ceiling. Maintenance guy was distraught seeing me a mess and felt so bad. But all was okay!

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Okay, well hope your weekend is amaaaaaaaaazing! And still - as always - FUCK THE NON-MASKERS!

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