Why ask me if you can help me, if when I say actually yes you can do x, y, and z, only to have you mock or complain about what I suggested you do????

Just go away. Don’t ask if you can help if you might feel the need to complain about what I request you to help with. That’s the fucking opposite from help. Leave me alone. You’re not helping.

Just let me be and I’ll do it all myself and figure it out.

Want something done right? Gotta do it yourself.

End. Rant.

Fuck you, Monday.