Seriously. Fuck them. Fuck how they cost $4 (THAT'S A WHOLE LOAD WASH AND DRY!), fuck how you can only use a $10 bill to get a new card (WHO EVER HAS 10s?!?!?), fuck how you can't reload them with singles, fuck going up and down and up and down from my apartment to the laundry room and then TO THE BODEGA just to deal with laundry card drama. FUCK YOU LAUNDRY CARDS. FUCK YOU SMALL MACHINES THAT OVER CHARGE ME FOR THE LUXURY OF CLEAN CLOTHES. Argh! And the worst part? I OWN A WASHER AND DRYER! There's no room/hookup in my current apartment. FUCK THAT.


That was cathartic.