It started with a sore throat on Monday night, and now I have completely lost my voice, my sinuses are trying to push my eyeballs out of my head, and I feel like poop. FUCK THIS SPRING COLD IN ITS STUPID FACE. Ugh. I left work early yesterday, and I called out completely today. Because I could barely handle finding clean underwear this morning, much less SERIOUS BIZNESS. Ugh. Someone please send sugar free cough drops and mindless TV marathons, stat.