So today was supposed to be a mental health day off of work for me, because my job is stressful yo. And my hubs had hinted at maybe some morning sexing after he dropped the kid off at daycare, but we were both tired and we ended up falling asleep. Which is fine I guess, because naps are awesome. Then I woke up to go to a conference call I agreed to to go to even though it is my day off, and turns out I wrote down the wrong conference call time. So I called in at the end of the fucking call. And apparently the big boss dude was pissed at the work we already did anyway, so now we have to meet a million times next week to redo what we just did. And did I mention I still don't have any help for my team to do this process at all, it's just one person at this point on my team, when everyone acknowledges that we need more than one person to do the process, but somehow that doesn't result in my team getting any help whatsoever. And in my midpoint review my boss said I have to have a better poker face in front of the higher ups because apparently I'm not allowed to be human in front of anyone of a higher pay grade, or call a stinky deal a stinky deal. So now I'm not sure if I want to text my new boss and tell him that I wrote down the wrong time and that's why I called in on the end of the call or if it will just look worse. And my hubs has to go to work in two hours and is still asleep so I probably won't even get laid because his libido is still kinda in the crapper. WORST MENTAL HEALTH DAY EVER. I want to kick a baby in the face.