Shameless cry for sympathy for something that's not that bad and I have done to myself.

So apparently I have been fucking amazing at this hellish diet I have put myself on because all the candida in my body is like:


And poisoning me, so I actually feel like I am dying. We're talking vomiting, diarrhea, chills and sweats, headaches, muscle weakness, the works. Oh, and the worst anxiety I have felt in years.


Apparently this is all to be expected. BUT UGHHHHHHH.


Oh, except I can't have whip cream. Or alcohol. Or anything comforting.