ADVANTAGE US, SINGLETONS! LET'S LIST!
No sharing of ice cream
No blanket sharing.
Can fart wherever
Can eat bizarre food combinations
Can get drunk and watch epic marathon of 19 kids and counting
Can listen to whatever we want
ZERO EFFORT MAN. I'M GONNA COMBINE ALL SORTS OF FUCKING COLORS IN MY CLOTHING.
Don't worry about wearing the good underwear
Can form cat army to become legion of the night UNOPPOSED
MAKE SCULPTURES OUT OF MASH POTATOES
NO ONE CARES!
Eating as much cheese as you want.
I can feel whatever I want and i don't have to explain myself.