THIS HAS REQUIRED FAR TOO MUCH EFFORT SO FAR TODAY.



IT IS WEDNESDAY, AND THAT MEANS THE SECOND ROUND OF THE MUSTACHE BATTLE, BY THE GRACE OF FLUTERDAD! I KNOW THIS IS GOING UP EARLIER THAN NORMAL, BUT I HAVE A THING TONIGHT!

FIRST: THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE!

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In first place - Ph. Dad!

In second place - Dweeze!

In third place - Penabler!

In fourth place - croguesberg!

In fifth place - OakenPeter!


IN HER VERY OWN RANK AND CATEGORY - BOBBY!

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TERRANCE THINKS YOU ALL SUCK!

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The first round was hard-fought, and it was hard to choose! The competition is just beginning, though, so everything can change in the blink of an eye!


ROUND TWO - THE TALENT ROUND!!!

Contestants - show your mustache talent! This must be supported by photo or video evidence, and cannot actually be pornographic, although ask the judges if your talent is "suggestive"; they might see that as a bonus, or they may simply demand cake. Judges love cake! You will have through Friday to post your entry, and we all look forward to seeing what you have in store!

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GOOD LUCK, AND MAY FLUTERDAD SMILE UPON YOU!