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Fucking Period

TMI? Trigger Warning? BLOOD and GORE

Fucking hell. I’m old, and my only hope is that this shit will end soon.

Not only did it start two days early, it is huge clots - quarter sized and bigger - that the tampons can’t absorb. Needless to say I bled through the tampon, the pad, and the underwear. I had to wash the sheets, AND the bathroom rug (removing the tampon led to a clot being flung across the bathroom onto the rug) and mopping the floor (from where I threw my underwear).

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Getting in a workout helped with the cramps, but damn, so much cleaning for such a crappy reason. Why can’t we just set up a Red Tent and go hide out for the week. Fuck.

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